"Hey, we really don't have any customers in this salon."
"Shit, you're right. What should we do?"
"Let's get something in here that people like more than hair dye."
"What about... cronuts? I heard all the kids these days are really into cronuts!"
"Yeah, yeah this is a good idea. Get some cronuts in here and let's watch the money flow in. Yeah, cronuts. Yeah."
Best of luck to you, Salon that will remain nameless because I do not endorse these antics. May the viral cronut power be with you.